Shield

S.H.I.E.L.D

Rank	Ultra Heavyweight
Political Stance	Normie
Grudge / Ally Status
Allies With	Mostly everyone
Grudges With	None
Fear Rating	3/100
Respect Rating	10/100
Trivia
Is one of two Malaysians on the forums, the other being WenXiangLee.
Memorable Quote
"what"

It has been, as our ancestors used to say, many moons since last I graced you with one of my glorious animadversions about Shield's snarky anecdotes. With this letter I intend to propitiate my regular readers with a look at Shield's desire to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem. It is first necessary, however, to make clear which facts are not in dispute. There is little dispute that Shield is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth. There is also hardly any dispute that if Shield's plan to rip off everyone and his brother is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to dole out acerbic criticism of Shield and his phalanx of unprincipled, reprehensible followers. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Shield stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that his ruling-class morality needs a working-class kick in the heinie. Be patient; I won't ask you to take that on faith. Rather, I'll provide irrefragable proof that Shield's claims are like the Hydra from Greek mythology. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to establish democracy and equality. The only way to destroy Shield's Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that he once said that he is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. His henchmen and others capable of little more than rote psittacism are now saying that too. In contrast, I say that Shield knows what he wants, and he knows how to get it. What he wants is to teach the next generation how to hate—and whom to hate. Making that happen involves advocating measures that others criticize for being excessively splenetic. While that tactic may prove successful, it is bookish. It also overlooks the fact that some of my acquaintances express the view that Shield's claim that the more strepitant the communication, the more perspicuous the message, is fact-free (although perhaps “ludicrous” would be the right word). Others express the view that Shield takes visible delight in sugarcoating the past and dispensing false optimism for the future. I am prepared to offer a cheer and a half for each view; together, they paint a sufficiently complete picture of Shield to warrant a full three cheers.

I can't follow Shield's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that many of the spiteful menaces I've encountered are convinced that it's illegal to educate, pressure, and change society as a whole—or, if it isn't illegal, then it ought to be. This view is tartarean by any stretch of the imagination and reflects how I've tried to explain to Shield's shameless peeps that Shield turns his back on those who have been the most loyal to him. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that Shield has been trying hard to separate us off into various, antagonistic camps. I believe we should oppose that effort by helping others to see through the empty and meaningless statements uttered by him and his hirelings.

Aside from the fact that even children are not safe from Shield's clumsy, macabre half-measures, I have some of Shield's fustian editorials in front of me right now. In one of them, Shield alleges that he does the things he does “for the children”. If you don't find that shocking then consider that Shield maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. Implying that it's okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the chippy hands of incorrigible vocabularians is no different from implying that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Both statements are ludicrous. In closing, although this letter has been lengthy there are still a large number of comments about Shield that I have had to leave aside. I didn't even begin to mention, for instance, that Shield's expositions are a farraginous amalgam of antinomianism and parasitism. Anyway, the important point is that society as a whole should act as a unifying force to call a spade a spade.

This is why, to an outside observer such as myself, that Shield is indeed guilty of possessing a role such as "Serial Killer" or "Godfather". I would make the recommendation to the town of this game to lynch him as soon as possible and you have the last person to vote to be Mr Asshole as his bot (Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.) is the most fit to take down Shield's bot (Asc3nsion). I rest my case.'' -090901 upon being asked about what his thoughts are on the Fukushima powerplant incident

Joined late April 2013.

Has a strange hatred for flamethrowers and SnS'/Thwackers.

Building Skill

• DSL - Average.
• Stock - Builds mostly Pop-ups and HS'.

Notable Bots

• Hurricane Series - A series of vertical spinners. Easily distinguishable by the grey skin and white edge lines.
• Ascension - An MW popup that was entered into Natural Selection and placed 6th after being eliminated by End Game.
• Northern Face - A HW popup that competed in Super Smash Bots. It made it to Round 8, where it was knocked out of the tournament by KOS_Flow's Bear Kills and Badnik96's Swamp Demon 3: Reckoning.
• Phantom - An IRL HW flipper that won The Great Round Robin 2

Showcases

DSL:http://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?topic=13810.0

Stock: http://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?topic=13833.0