Avalanche (user)

A n00b on the forums who joined in May 2009. Claims to be an 8 year old living 'in the uk near newcastle' and called Scott.

Drained some flaming on his beginnings, immediately drawing attention from people like Naryar (who still loathes him). Since then, the amount of flaming increased dramatically.

He has also recently become fond of claiming that he's 'holding back' from threatening members. He gets annoyed very easily and totally irrationally.

Life Robot Arena 2's posting habits have been compared to the early days of Hydro.

He has very poor English skills (Strangely, S32 never cared much about this). Overuses CAPS LOCK and big red letters.

Had some very hard time using WinRAR and extracting DSL, but finally managed it after some precise instructions from some of the community (notably JoeBlo's patience).

He has tried to host 3 tournaments, one named Clash Bots. Obviously with him not having the skills to do so and being a newcomer, the thread was eventually closed, a second attempt called Fast'Furious'Bots which was closed quickly due to the main fact it was to be a "manual tournament". His third attempt was a tourney called CHAOS IN THE TORPEDO but again it was closed this time because of rules contradicting (DSL parts in a stock tournament) and lack of effort shown with simply "BBEANS RULES APPLY".

Life robot arena2 claimed he left the forums, with a bold statement in a blitz of large, bold, red, caps-locked letters, after being defeated by TakatsukiYayoi in the wildcard round of Clash Cubes 2, when both of their bots were pitted. He blamed the loss on JoeBlo for AIing it wrong, because he "couldn't have lost otherwise." Mere hours afterward, he returned claiming he is giving the community 'a few more chance.' Additional information on LRA2's Clash Cubes 2 problems is below.

He was given the rank of NOOBweight on the forums, but has now been changed to Pre-Banned-weight. As of 7/20/09 he was banned for 2 days.

Bot building

Stock: Seemingly very poor.

DSL: Slightly better. Did released a small AI pack... that was considered as worthless by the community. After flaming his critics by telling them they should AI themselves for his tournament, he earned a small amount of anti-respect.

His Clash Cubes 2 Wild Card entry, Chain of Impending DOOM, lost it's first match. It also lost several more grudge matches, including a match against Cube from the West, a robot modeled after Spinner from the West for use in Clash Cubes qualifying.

Grudge/Ally Status

• Grudges With: Everyone who doesn't bow down to him in every aspect (which, strangely, is pretty much everyone on the forum).
• Allies With: Absolutely nobody.
• Fear Rating: 0/100
• Respect Rating: 0/100
• Rank: Forum Douchebag
• Political Stance on Forum: n00b, one of the 2 Gods of Poop
• Catchphrase: Fuck You!
• Memorable Quote: "I make entrys get owned revamp it and get owned again.""Too high? the damn plow should be high so bots can't have a high ground clearance to get over DUH" -LRA2 in his DSL showcase.

"I don't believe you. the wedge should be high so it gets bots easily on top of it" -LRA2 in his DSL showcase.