Changes

Jump to navigation Jump to search
real news
Line 8: Line 8:  
I almost own it.
 
I almost own it.
   −
''"I was about 7 years old. I had a brand new Gameboy, with the Super Mario Brothers games. Ever since I first saw Luigi, I felt a strong connection to him. I always ignored Mario just to ogle at Luigi. I've always adored Luigi, his green hat, his mustache, his nose. I would always exclaim "Yahoo!" and various other signature Luigi phrases. Now, I have come to realize that I am Luigikin, and I identify as Luigi. There is explicit content ahead of this point. You are warned.''
+
''"Okay friend let me explain something since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy and human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting but only in the us does there seem to be this unwarranted taboo around healthy and normal male sexuality.
 
+
I don't even know why I'm talking to you, you're clearly economically illetrate it's simply clear that the invisible hand of the free market will solve everything for example if I wanted to be an hebephile it would finaly be NORMAL and all I'd have to do would be to give a compensation to my private militia in order to propose a girl to willingly offer her services to me so we can have a voluntary mutually beneficial exchange. You fucking hypocrites."'' - 090901
''When I turned 9, I learned about masturbation. I tried to touch myself to pornography, but it didn't work. As I grew older, I realized that I felt arousal when I saw photographs of Luigi. My first orgasm was to a picture of Luigi crossdressing. It still makes me horny. I remember the first feeling of sexual attraction to Luigi. I imagine him in bed with me. I want Luigi to make me come over and over until I'm panting and I can't take it anymore. I'm too horny to continue writing this."'' - 090901
 
22

edits

Navigation menu